My Life as a Teenage Robot

I really like finding good music, writing in my Moleskines or on my phone, reading works of fiction, watching Saturday Night Live, laughing at Saturday Night Live, and trying really hard to be a vegetarian or vegan.
nidoqueeen:


we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

(Source: crazycatslovers, via swagoraphobia)

whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

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and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

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and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like

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(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

(via writeyourownlifestory)

how-ood:

actually i listen to dadford & daughters

(via writeyourownlifestory)

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

fartgallery:

just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!

(via kanyewesticle)

snapchatting:

mary had a little bitch

(via pizza)

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

(via writeyourownlifestory)

wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

helioscentrifuge:

4gifs:

Aluminum foil keeps cats off counters. via TO

FOILED AGAIN

helioscentrifuge:

4gifs:

Aluminum foil keeps cats off counters. via TO

FOILED AGAIN

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via writeyourownlifestory)

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Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter